Some nice IRC quotes06-12-2009 | 15:03:19 | No Comments

<erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.

 

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 


<death09>
my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753> ouch.
<death09> yeah.i sent them to her dad

 

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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