Odd stories are all over the news lately. Planes being taken down by flocks of geese. Women giving birth to more kids than a chicken lays eggs. What’s going on? Are we going crazy? Is the world getting weirder or does it just SEEM like it?
It’s hitting close to home too. Recently, an old man living down the road from me got attacked by a giant flying turkey. Or at least it LOOKED like one. It was a BIG BIRD either way. I think I’ll just hide under the covers. Wake me up when the insanity has ended…